That Hotel

When I pick up the phone, and it’s a client I have been trying to avoid

When a prospect calls me out for being too aggressive in my follow up attempts

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When a client responds to a proposal with their rate budget

And I see it….

When the citywide is finally checked out

I’m like…

When Corporate rolls out a new employee handbook

I wanna be like…

When my manager suggests putting a rooming list in could be fun

I’m like…

When a client asks me what I think about a competitor

I’m like…

But, I’m better.

When I take (more than) one for the team

It’s usually like…

When I show up to a networking reception, and it’s only a cash bar

I’m out…

When a really beat car pulls onto the valet line

We’re like…

When I just can’t take my annoying clients anymore

When I get off the phone with a client and offered too much

And they asked for a contract, I’m like…

When my work day is full of spreadsheets

At the end, I’m like…

When ThatHotel pushes their Twitter accounts on you

I’m like…

When the new DOS has no Hospitality experience