That Hotel

When I drive the hotel shuttle

When I pull out one last move to win a client from another hotel

Then, they just give up…

When a union member speaks

It sounds like this…

When, at first, I think my day is going well; then a mad client calls

When the group I really want, goes somewhere else

I’m all like…

When I see the meeting’s PM break

When a client says their budget is $50 over my target rate

When a guest won’t stop asking for free stuff

I’m like…

When I pick up the phone, and it’s a client I have been trying to avoid

When a prospect calls me out for being too aggressive in my follow up attempts

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When a client responds to a proposal with their rate budget

And I see it….

When the citywide is finally checked out

I’m like…

When Corporate rolls out a new employee handbook

I wanna be like…

When my manager suggests putting a rooming list in could be fun

I’m like…

When a client asks me what I think about a competitor

I’m like…

But, I’m better.